The Knothole Chronicles By John Wainscott and Felix Xavier Jinx NINE STORIES... ABOUT ONE STORY... This book and all of the stories in it are protected under the copyright law and can only be distributed in it's original, unedited form. This book is not to be sold or used for profit. Now for the names of people who were also (indirectly) involved in creating this book (so we don't get sued). We thank each one as much as we can without sending them money. DIC, SEGA, and Archie Comic Publications Knothole and the main characters Holly-B Kraft Nina David Pistone Bookshire Draftwood Commander Packbell Elrond and Sarah Prower Riff Underwood Michael Szal Gabriel Williams Cheech Marin Pedro de Pacas id Software Doom II Python (Monty) Pictures Ltd. Monty Python and the Holy Grail Monty Python's Flying Circus Microsoft Corporation Microsoft Windows Viacom Pictures Twilight Zone Douglass Adams Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Mrs. Spaulding, Mrs. Zeimet, Mr. Reese and all of the English teachers I've got an F or better from. For making this book possible! Thank you VERY much everyone! We couldn't have done this without you! :D Without any further ado, and annoyances, and interruptions, and rambling, and um, things, we humbly submit for your approval... The Knothole Chronicles Table Of Contents Copyright and credits 00Open.TXT Table of Contents 00Open.TXT Chapter One - Ransom by John Wainscott 01Ransom.TXT Chapter Two - April Fools! by John Wainscott 02April.TXT Chapter Three - Union by Felix Xavier Jinx 03Union.TXT Chapter Four - Jinx by Felix Xavier Jinx 04Jinx.TXT Chapter Five - Masquerade by Felix Xavier Jinx 05Masq.TXT Chapter Six - Disaster In Knothole by John Wainscott 06Disast.TXT Chapter Seven - Purple by John Wainscott and Felix Xavier Jinx 07Purple.TXT Chapter Eight - Traitors by Felix Xavier Jinx 08Trait.TXT Chapter Nine - Experience by Felix Xavier Jinx 09Exper.TXT Character Profiles Notes.TXT About The Author and additional credits "" "" Notes on Procreation in the Sonic Universe "" "" N O T I C E Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR, Per G. G., Chief of Ordnance. From Tom Sawyer's "Huckleberry Finn" (It was a joke, this is where you laugh.)