Character Profile #1 Name: Felix Xavier Jinx Species: Feline Sex: Male Birth date: December 21, 3219 War Standing: Great Forest Freedom Fighter Occupation: Dishwasher, chemist, musician, Royal Babysitter, General Smart-ass Specialties: chemistry, mathematics, probability Summary: Felix is the newest Freedom Fighter to date, according to the creator. For most of his life, he bounced around with his mother, Dr. Onyx Jinx, from town to town. In each town, he picked up a little skill, or a little lesson about something. At the age of sixteen, his mother left him to fend for himself. Upon coming across a village hit by Packbell, Felix decides to find Knothole to join the Freedom Fighters. In Knothole, he has become a great friend to Tails, and a babysitter to the prince and princess. Felix is black except for the bright white furry "X" on top of his heart. He was forced to wear a leather vest over it after discovering it made a great target for laser blasts. (He learned this the hard way.) Felix is more likely to play double or nothing when he wins. He relies (too much, sometimes) on luck. He enjoys all forms of humor, and is usually in a good mood, even in somewhat unappropiate situations. Character Profile #2 Name: Erin Draftwood Species: Raccoon Sex: Female Birth date: June 24, 3202 War Standing: Too far away to notice. (not for long though) Specialties: Pianist, computers, a little medical experience, and a flirt. Summary: Erin Draftwood was born in Bodmin Village and lived there until she was eight years old. Robotnick captured her parents when she was at that age and Tails' father, Elrond Prower, rescued her and found a way to move her far from Robotropolis. When he rescued her, he had no idea that she would move back to that area. She lived in Namrock Village until about six months after she met Bookshire, that's when she moved to Knothole. She and Bookshire have the same last names, but this is completely coinsidental. Erin plays the piano and is excelent at it. She also plays video games some times, but never when Bookshire is around. She always finds time to be with him. About the Authors Felix Xavier Jinx was born on December 21, 1978, and lives in Bakersfield California, or, at least he did when these stories were written. He should now live in San Dimas, California. Is that right? Hold on... yeah. His favorite hobbies are playing pool, pyromania, reading the works of Douglas Adams, and games involving money. What about Sonic Stories? No, he hates writing them. As a matter of fact, a guy sneaks in and holds a gun against his head periodically. I'm watching him right now. Call police. (P.S. This isn't a handle. I did have a dad with the last name Jinx. My mom wanted to complete the effect with Felix Xavier.) John Wainscott: born on April 2, 1980 in Pasadena, CA. Felix is my roommate, but doesn't actually live with me. He lives next door and is always over at my house sticking his head into the refrigerator whenever I'm not writing. Put that away! That's for dinner! Sorry, Felix got a hold of the 2 liter. I am, yes, a real computer hacker and has done some stuff for his teachers at school. E-Mail me if you really want to know more about it. I make my own video games and utilites and have a piano that has been published on a shareware CD-ROM from Mustang Software. I, also am moving to San Dimas with Felix because our parents happened to get the same job in the same city. Our families are closer than you think. Um, yes. I am insane. P.S. This book wouldn't be possible without the many gallons of Kool-Ade and Pepsi pushing our bodies beyond normal rational limits. - - - - Notes on Procreation in the Sonic Universe by Felix Xavier Jinx - - - - This is my theory on the reproduction of animals in the Sonic Universe. As you saw in Union, Sally had a squirrel and a hedgehog. Because it would be too weird, and yield an unlimited number of new species, I believe an animal will be born one species or another. No grey area. We can already see Bunnie and Rotor MIGHT be thinking of tying the knot. I thought strange to see a rabbit with tusks, or a walrus with big ears. The chance of one species being born over another is the same as the chances of a boy or girl. Fifty, fifty, but having two or three girls in a row would tend to suggest another girl will be born. Same with species. If Bunnie has three rabbits by Rotor, (This is an example. It may not happen.) the odds may lean towards another rabbit.